JAYNE GOODALL*‍

1) A good window view is just as integral to the creative process as is a good strategy, a good insight, and a good way with words that fumble out the mouth when presenting.

2) If a creative needs to be on social media in order to excel at social media then does a novelist need to live in a bookstore? Anyone can make an echo.

3) Shelf-stable pretzels are a waste of space.

4) Hair should not be so long that wind becomes troublesome, yet not so short that wind cannot tousle like a lover’s hand.

5) Nothing is so serious that it should make you forget what a gift today is and that RAM by Paul McCartney is the greatest album of all time.

All rebuttals welcome.

jaynegoodall.design@gmail.com

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*In no way associated with chimpanzees. Yet.